My Wife is driving me crazy!!!

midtown711 wrote:After working for over an hour trying to start my cox jeep engine. The most i would get was a sputter, so I swapped glow plugs, changed reed, filled tank, you name it, i did it!! I got a sputter, then a pop, then a bit more and YES! Its running!! After 35 years!! I adjusted it to a nice throttle, and then .......
Out comes my wife from the house screaming TURN THAT OFF!! YOUR SCARING THE DOG! TURN THAT OFF!!
Oh to be a kid again!!

Ecclesiastes 7:26 (WEB) wrote:I find more bitter than death the woman whose heart is snares and traps, whose hands are chains. Whoever pleases God shall escape from her; but the sinner will be ensnared by her.

andrew wrote:Several years back, I had been seeing a lady off and on, but she had never been to my home.  When she finally visited, one of her first comments was, "You've got that airplane crap all over the house!"  Oh well, so much for that relationship.

MauricioB wrote:I will tell you a story, I hope the translator conveys what I really want to tell you, here it goes:
A few years ago, I frequented a night bar, and I would sit on a stool next to the bar, there I would have a beer, or some particular drink, one of the people who served there was a friend and he knew that I built airplanes. modeling, so one night, we were talking about exactly that, about r/c planes. A really beautiful woman, sat on the sidewalk and ordered a drink, while my friend served him a compa, she was attentive to our chat, then at one point she introduced herself, she told me, my name is Marcela, hello I told her I'm Mauricio, suddenly the three of us were chatting, my friend (the one from the bar), Marcela, a beautiful woman, and I…the chat continued for a few minutes and suddenly she says, Mauricio, so you have several planes ?, how interesting and added: I hope I'm not intrusive, but would you take me for a walk one day when you can?.....oohhh my eyes and those of my friend!!...then a great laugh comes to me above and I tell her, I would gladly take you for a ride, but my planes are radio-controlled model planes!... they are not planes to crew or that can carry people... then, she said with a firm voice: they are as a toy!!??.....to which I said, Yes, it could be understood as something like that!!!...after a few minutes she had left the banque ta!!, hahaha

roddie wrote:

andrew wrote:Several years back, I had been seeing a lady off and on, but she had never been to my home.  When she finally visited, one of her first comments was, "You've got that airplane crap all over the house!"  Oh well, so much for that relationship.

oh man......

MauricioB wrote:Marcela, a beautiful woman, and I…the chat continued for a few minutes and suddenly she says, Mauricio, so you have several planes ?, how interesting and added: I hope I'm not intrusive, but would you take me for a walk one day when you can?.....oohhh my eyes and those of my friend!!...then a great laugh comes to me above and I tell her, I would gladly take you for a ride, but my planes are radio-controlled model planes!... they are not planes to crew or that can carry people... then, she said with a firm voice: they are as a toy!!??.....to which I said, Yes, it could be understood as something like that!!!...after a few minutes she had left the banque ta!!, hahaha