Joke (I thought of us..)

Hope the admin will allow it to go:

Two cowboys, Fred and Jim are in the saloon having beers. Fred says: Look Jim, lets make a bet .. You give me a buck if I can make your horse laugh...Come on, says Jim, I do not believe that, but if you really make my horse luagh,I will give you a buck...

Ok says Fred, and how about me making your horse then cry? Will ya give me another buck? Sure I will do, says Jim, but I really do not believe you.

So Fred walks out of the saloon where their horses are tied to the bar, goes to the horse of Jim, and whispers something into the right ear of the animal. The horse busrst out laughing like hell...then Fred stands in front of the horse, when the horse starts to cry desperately....then Fred goes back to the saloon where Jim is waiting for him, totally amazed. He gives the 2 bucks to Fred, and asks: hey, now that you won, you could as well tell me the secret...what did you tell my horse that made him laugh so much?

Well, says Fred, I told him that my ....hm leg...is longer than his. That is why the animal exploded laughing....

And then, asks Jim, what did you tell him that made him cry?

Nothing, says Fred, I simply showed him...

Sorry,I hope not to have abused the forum...

Thanks Rusty, got your point...anyway, I am a continent away to show anybody anything that would make him cry, if, at all....