Re: The Worlds Longest Mad Lib Thread!

[GallopingGhostler]

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
It's not warm when she's away,
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
And she's always gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, ....
Hey, I oughtta leave young thing alone,
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone

[RK Flyer]

And then...And then...Along came John,

Slow walking John, Slow talking John,

Along came John..........

[GallopingGhostler]

He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest,
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too;

They called him Irving,
Big Irving,
Big, short Irving,
Big, short, fat Irving,
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

[RK Flyer]

He stood 6'6", kind of broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hips

and everybody knew that didn't give no lip to John, Big Bad John.....

And then one day, it happened.......

Tune in next week for the next thrilling chapter.....

Find out what happened that fateful day.....

What about Sally ???...... And the rest of the cast???

Who knows?....Who cares?.....

[GallopingGhostler]

It was a lone and dreary night with the rains beating hard upon the tin roof of the country bed and breakfast, I had just settled in, when with the tenacity of Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot she stated that saxophone players simply could not be trusted.

[RK Flyer]

To cook a good Breakfast!

Meanwhile the rest of the Band was still playing that ole country song "I was drunk the day Mom got out of prison"!

[Kim]

Followed by that timeless, Rock-n-Roll Break-Up Classic: 'Well, I Would'a Wrote You a Letter, But I Didn't Know How to Spell:  SPLWETTTTTHOTHSSTTT!!!!!"

[roddie]

and what about Sally.. and the rest of the cast?.. They're all crying because..

[GallopingGhostler]

Mustang Sally now baby,
Oh Lord guess you better
Slow your Mustang down hu-oh yeah,
You been runnin' all over town now,
Oh I guess I have to put your flat feet
On the ground.

[RK Flyer]

While Sally was riding around town, Evil was lurking, waiting, watching, wondering what would be his next evil deed when he saw   the rest of the cast of characters of the story that never ends leaving "The Cowboy Party House Bar & Grill". As Evil stepped back into the darkness, He knew what would come next..............

[GallopingGhostler]

Ah, but the sax; she was already on to my lack of trust, being the demented devil that I bore, mind twisted from years of reading Rolling Stones magazines and smoking cork filtered Tareytons.

[RK Flyer]

As Evil stepped out into the light of day, his form was starting to take shape. He is tall, heavy set but no fat with wavy black hair and black eyes that no one could forget. Dressed in an all black suit with a black silk tie over a blood red silk shirt, a black Fedora and alligator cowboy boots died black. You could call him the"Man in Black" but you would be wrong, and maybe dead wrong.

Sally parked the Mustang at the studio, went in to find the rest of the crew suffering from hangovers as a result of a late night at the Cowboy Party House Bar & Grill. Paul was slumped in a chair, Tall Paul was behind his piano trying to sleep and the Other Paul was stretched out on the floor still passed out. Sally could see that nothing was going to get done today, when she heard............ a loud knocking at the door.............

[RK Flyer]

As soon as Sally opened the door there was a change in the air she couldn't quite explain and the hair on her arms & back of her neck stood out. There was a tall man dressed in black with a black Sax in his hand.....Sally didn't know what to think or say... she was speechless, she had never seen an all black ...Sax.................!

[GallopingGhostler]

Who after giving her the black alto and reed samples, calmy and reassuringly advised her to practice safe sax!

[RK Flyer]

Sally wanted to learn more about the Man with the Black Sax, and asked where he was from because I know you're not from Memphis Tenn. No not from here but Georgia the man replied. What he didn't tell her was who he met that dark stormy night & what he had to pay to be able to play the Black Sax the way he could now!

Tune in again to learn what happens to Sally,Paul,Tall Paul,the other Paul & most of all the Man with the Black Sax......

[GallopingGhostler]

And worst of all, the world mourned of the passing of David Bowey, who inspired the man with the black sax, who in seeing the passing dressed in black ....

[GallopingGhostler]

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("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?") I went over to the Sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the Army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."

[roddie]

Six years later; a birth... not just a birth.. no.. but

[GallopingGhostler]

Speaking of buts, we used to say this as kids:

"In the days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented:

They'd drop their load
right side of the road
and walk off quite contented."

[balogh]

The shortest No Litter banner I saw somewhere in Alabama: "Bin the butt!"

[GallopingGhostler]

Bin the butt?
That's when they became the Brady Bunch!

'Til the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch;
That this group must somehow form a family,
That's the way we all became the Brady bunch.

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