Re: The Worlds Longest Mad Lib Thread!

RK Flyer Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:02 pm

Is in dire need of repair, meanwhile back at the ranch, Wiley Coyote was making tracks, trying to keep up with the Road Runner who was headed to the nearest WalMart to buy.....

GallopingGhostler Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:19 pm

crinoline tape for his 48" span Roadrunner Combat CL model hinges ....

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Davenz13 Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:25 am

and a can of rust-oleum paint plus a feather duster to .....

RK Flyer Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:18 pm

To add camo to the Atomic Bomb that he is building to finish Wiley off once and for all, But Wiley is on to his plan and....

Davenz13 Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:12 pm

with the aid of Dick Dastardly and his whacky racer is hatching a cunning scheme, a scheme so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a .....

cox24711 Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:06 pm

sanke!

Davenz13 Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:59 pm

Exactly, no need to be koi Roy or carp on about it but sanke, a Norwegian word meaning to gather, is what ol Wiley plans to do when Dick gets the Whackey Racer up to exactly 88 miles per hour and....

GallopingGhostler Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:42 pm

Dick didn't understand, thinking he said, "Sanye". What Sanye engine would get his racer up to 88 miles per hour? Mind you, this engine had to be an ignition type as it required a 1 Jigawatt flux capacitor. Those didn't exist in 1955 and by then ignition engines were getting harder to find. Avoiding Biff and the Libyan terrorists, Dr. Emmett Brown advised him to ....

RK Flyer Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:10 pm

Run through the the jungle, then something heavy hit me, felt like an Atomic Bomb, but wasn't , when I woke up I smelt something cooking....That's when I found out they was ah....Cooking Me!.......

GallopingGhostler Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:19 am

Fortunately wearing a lead lined suit, the effect was only temporary, but I finally found a sufficient source to power the flux capacitor. I always wondered what it would be like to fly a Delorean powered Ringmaster. Doc told me to contact his earlier self when I found him, the clock tower had not yet been struck with that historic bolt of lightning, with the ringmaster stashed behind the billboard sign, ....

RK Flyer Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:58 am

Road Runner, Wiley, Dick Dastardly, Roy, Biff, & Doc were all gathered behind the billboard sign working together for the first time in history on the latest, greatest plan ever conceived by man, animal or alien, when.......

GallopingGhostler Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:25 am

suddenly the ACME deliveryman, Mutley, Lorraine Baines, George McFly and Mr. Strickland showed up ...

getback Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:47 pm

Does Anyone Really Know What Time it Is ?

GallopingGhostler Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:06 pm

But Roy quickly pulled his ear buds and put away the player with Chicago CD as in 1955, compact disks had not yet been invented. He then quickly turned to the others and ....

RK Flyer Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:45 pm

As the others were starting to MELT, into pools of slimy goo...Yes the flux capacitor was out of control, it was time for some quick action.....But who would come to save our daring crew ??? Is it ???........Tune in next Saturday, Same Time, Same Place as........

Davenz13 Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:57 pm

he opened his eyes and as they slowly scanned the room through the haze and the pounding headache it slowly started to make sense. A cheap motel room in some godforsaken small town The empty bourbon bottle stood on the cheap formica table, the solitary glass an accusing beacon of the jumbled senseless dreams that still haunted wherever he drank. Then a rush of panic, shifting his glance he scanned the dingy room his eyes desperately trying to focus, surely he hadn’t been careless, he hadn’t been followed, he was certain of that, then there, on the remains of what many years before had been carpet he saw it, right where he had placed it 12 hours ago. As relief flooded his mind he knew he had to be careful and keep one step ahead as there were many who would stop at nothing to get their hands on .....

RK Flyer Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:42 pm

The Key to the Flux Capacitor, the only thing that would, could save our daring crew from a grisly fate , worst that any simple death.....But could he do it ? He had to work fast.... get his ...stuff together... get on the road...get there in time...he hadn't done anything like this in over 12 hours...did he have enough reserve energy left in his massive body? .....Yes folks we are all wondering if......

GallopingGhostler Tue Jul 28, 2015 7:04 pm

Roy immediately got the 70 foot lines rolled out and lines connected to the Ring with flux capacitor ignition engine. With Hot Rock handle in hand, Dr. Emmit Brown jumped in as pit crew with fuel and chicken stick. A few flips and needle tweak, the ring was airborne. Doc glanced at his watch and shouted for Roy to connect. If anyone can Roy could, once the Ring sped up to 88 mph and lines brushed the clock tower wire ....

RK Flyer Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:00 pm

The bolt of lightening blinded Roy for a few seconds, and then he was back in control of both the RingMaster & the huge Flux Capacitor. While flying the ring with his left hand behind his back he was able to shut down the Flux Capacitor and bring it under control again using only two fingers of his right hand! But now was he in time to save the Road Runner, Wiley and the rest of the crew from a horrible s l o w death , melting into pools of liquid goo! Find out next time as The World Turns.......

GallopingGhostler Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:58 pm

Being a little myopic, they went from 1955 to the future in 2025. Environmentalists were alarmed at failing to Roy failing to meet the Kyoto protocol with the 2 cycle gas engine Roy had. Shortly, authorities appeared, little did they know, they landed in a strange land. Drawing their tasers, one authority placed a bead on Roy's chest and told him ....

RK Flyer Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:17 pm

Hey whats that sound? Everybody look whats going down, there's a man with a gun over there telling me I got to beware ..........

cox24711 Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:03 am

because cold hearted man would be there;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16wgfp9ZPWA

GallopingGhostler Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:20 am

But Roy and all knew different, because they knew they'd make it. Mr. Hyde picked up the mike and started to sing,

Doc reprogrammed the electronic CL timer to the Ring's flux capacitor, Roy ran out and grabbed the Hot Rock handle, Doc flipped the prop and ....

RK Flyer Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:57 am

Chapter 635.....

GallopingGhostler Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:49 am

As nary A New Three Way Deadlock, we see A New Wind as Suigetsu ponders Keith Laumer's statements, "It's a perfect day for flying; the runway is smooth and the air is calm, engine humming, Twin Lizzie starts her take-off run; the tail skid clears the ground, and with a tentative bounce, she's airborne, climbing steadily in a wide turn that brings her back directly overhead with 50 feet of altitude, the sun glints off her side as she swings past to make another circle, climbing 100 feet before the engine cuts, in the glide, the ship drifts back toward the runway rocking slightly in an occasional gust, to float in to a perfect landing, ready to go again."

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