Re: The Worlds Longest Mad Lib Thread!

[roddie]

order lot's of pizza... because;

[dckrsn]

...ya cain't keep eatin' 'em roadkill crepes, cus.....

[roddie]

no one will want to be around you, when you start...

[sdjjadk]

acting like a monkey because you are a....

[roddie]

very unpredictable person; when exposed to...

[sdjjadk]

the frozen desert section at Winn Dixie when they have sales on....

[Cribbs74]

biscuits and tripe, I hear most supermarkets don't even allow.....

[dckrsn]

...primates into the store because the butcher puts assorted organ
meat into the grinder, which...

[sdjjadk]

goes against the laws of Quantum Physics, which makes it almost impossible to start a..

[roddie]

worn-out, old and leaky...

[sdjjadk]

Cox engine that you bought from a used car salesman named...

[roddie]

Sheldon... "Don't worry about the oil" he said... "It will...

[batjac]

be quite an artistic statement, especially considering your...

[sdjjadk]

fond memories of being in Sister Mary Elephants class when Sgt. Stedenko talked about the dangers of....

[roddie]

loitering in areas where you might be confronted by...

[daddyo]

hillbillies guarding their front porch from ...

[pkrankow]

rum runners.

[roddie]

who would like nothing better than to...

[sdjjadk]

watch old black & white re-runs of The Honeymooners while consuming large quantities of....

[batjac]

Skittles and sloe gin, which make them...

[sdjjadk]

lunatics! So they play KISS records so loudly, that it causes the neighbors to rock n roll all night and....

[Kim]

stare blankly at the escaped combat wing which, trailing steel cables and screaming like a banshee, picks that particular instant to...

[roddie]

"dive straight down" heading for an unsuspecting innocent...

[dckrsn]

...gnome, wo was minding his own while guarding.........

[roddie]

his precious collection of...

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