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Kim wrote:Sorry...Just couldn't help myself .....

Here's some songs we came up with two days ago... yeah we probably had one too many glasses of wine when we were sitting there

On the first day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
A ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the second day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the third day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
8 8-track tapes,
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
9 White Castle sliders,
8 8-track tapes,
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
10 100 watt light bulbs,
9 White Castle sliders,
8 8-track tapes,
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
11 buffalo nickels,
10 100 watt light bulbs,
9 White Castle sliders,
8 8-track tapes,
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my cousin gave to me...
12 15 amp fuses,
11 buffalo nickels,
10 100 watt light bulbs,
9 White Castle sliders,
8 8-track tapes,
7 poker chips,
6 radio tubes,
5 AA batteries,
4 calling cards,
3 cans of beer,
2 vinyl records,
and a ride in his Jeep Grand Cherokee.


or should I sing....

I came up with this a week ago but though it was stupid...but that shouldn't stop me from sharing it.

On the first day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the second day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the third day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
8 5cc tank screws,
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
9 glow heads,
8 5cc tank screws,
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.


On the tenth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
10 thrust washers,
9 glow heads,
8 5cc tank screws,
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
11 reed retainers,
10 thrust washers,
9 glow heads,
8 5cc tank screws,
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Cox Hobbies sent to me...
12 venturi gaskets,
11 reed retainers,
10 thrust washers,
9 glow heads,
8 5cc tank screws,
7 reed valves,
6 crankcase gaskets,
5 Pee Wee heads,
4 needle valves,
3 crankcase sets,
2 cox wrenches,
and a brand new sealed Cox Christmas Bee.


John, My damn cousin forgot to bring down his light bulbs. He says he'll bring them down the next time he comes (lord knows when that will be).